It’s Good to be The King

King Nut-n-Common, Lord of Libs, Sultan of Socialism, the Potentate of Pain

This morning I decided to do a “run-down” of the similarities and dis-similarities of B.O.’s approach to governing, and an unknown quantity (a “stylized” Republican counterpart – a composite based on past Republican administrations).

So here goes:

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Humanity	Wants to abort life, both domestic and abroad (pre-emptive genocide).	Wishes nothing more than for life to prosper, both American, and all foreign Nations and foreign individuals; business models do not discriminate to moderates or liberals, communists or socialists.
Foreign Policy	Wants to cozy up to all dictators, nations and hate groups who desire to bring an end to Western civilization (Fidel Castro, Chavez, Hamas, Taliban, Al Qaeda…Gordon Brown); uses regulation to stifle free trade and inhibit global business enterprise; offers family planning and abortion as an answer to the global financial meltdown; chases windmills (alternative energy) and tells the world to follow our example.	Looks to foster positive international business relations based on ethics and sound, CAPITALIST philosopy (China, the Ukraine, the Soviet Union, Britania, Argentina, Australia, Canada, Mexico, Italy (the EU)). “Opens the door” to China; tears down walls that separate humanity and works to unite the world in its common economic interests; works with the Soviets to build improved drilling infrastructure; forms trade alliances with a multitude of nations.
Domestic Policy	Tells his subjects to “buck up”; builds condom factories to cut down on the population (giving foreign dictators an ‘edge’ should they decide to invade); turns DC into one, bohunkin’ house party and in the spirit of biparisanship “spits a loogey” at the GOP. Gets drunk, throws another house party and invites business leaders to “come, take of my herb”. Sets up “bad” banks to deal with toxic debt manufactured by a poisonous ACORN.	Builds economies whereby all Americans are afforded an OPPORTUNITY to excel and prosper; encourages states and cities to set up situations conducive to attract businesses and provide jobs – such as tax incentives and improved infrastructure aimed at enhancing the conditions for those businesses to thrive.
Security	Ensconces himself in a palatial pyramid (Washington, DC – THE place to P*A*R*T*Y); tells the rest of the nation to “buck up”.	Works incessently to ferret out potential threats to all humanity, but especially those aimed at the United States of America.
Leadership style	Dictatorial; “I won, you lost, get used to it”.	Friendly, available, open to ideas and willing to work with all sides (Nixon with a split Congress; Reagan achieving economic prosperity in deals he struck with the Dems, Nixon with Brezhnev; Eisenhower’s moderation toward all; GW Bush compassionate conservatism and thousand points of light.
Energy Policy	Chases windmills (golf carts, organic (horse and buggy), emission controls, ending off-shore drilling, shutting down coal-fired plants, dealing in carbon credits, turns nuclear plants into billion-dollar “shroom” factories). Tells everyone to “buck up”.	Explores ALL avenues; promises & builds additional nuclear plants (which also provides jobs); explores every avenue of energy production, from carbon-based, to geothermal, from wind and hydro to solar and fuel cells; sets the stage for infrastructure changes such as rapid mass transit; pushes to lift the “regulation” set up by the liberals to inhibit the domestic production of oil.
Unemployment	“Take a load off Joe”.	Against it. When in power, ENJOYS the lowest unemployment rates in history.
The Economy	“Gotta buck up”.	Eisenhower and the 1950’s were the most prosperous time in our Nation’s history; during the age of Nixon our nation saw unpresedented growth in international business and trade; the Bush/Reagan/Bush years brought technological breakthroughs that set our country on a course to keep up with and even eclipse Moore’s Law and provide the conditions necessary for exponential growth (geometric and not “sequentially linear” – in other words, growth that expands outward like the crystal formations of ice in the atmosphere – it grows, exponentially, in all directions and dimensions similar to the birth of a galaxy).
War	Retreats from one that is practically won and throws seasoned troops into a vast and unknown situation (Afghanistan) offering no real sense of objective, time frame, or plan for victory.	Eisenhower (Supreme Commander of Allied Forces); Nixon (got us out of Viet Nam); Bush (Gulf War I; drove Iraq out of Kuwait); Reagan (freed our hostages; “tear down that wall”); Bush (Achieved 90% victory in Iraq)
Agriculture	“Herbs” and “Shrooms”	A host of “rancher” Presidents, cowboy!